What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What condiment has wings?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?