Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How does a taco bless the table?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?