What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Vitamin K!
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?