What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A purr-petrator.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do rhinos charge?