What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the whale cross the road?