What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
How do you get straight A's?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?