When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?