What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?