What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Guac 'n' roll!
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why is sand so optimistic?