What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?