Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where do religious school children practice sports?