What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
This may sound cheesy, but you're a really grate dad!
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do fairies always drink?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?