What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?