What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
Where do frogs keep their money?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?