What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What do you call a hike across the universe?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who are crows' favorite family members?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Where do stars go to college?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do porcupines always win the game?