What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Don't cry over spilled milk.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How does a cow do math?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's the perfect job for a cow?