Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the shower say to the toilet?