Why do porcupines always win the game?
They have the most points.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call an artistic dog?