What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?