Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
It makes love a bad thing.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which band is always treated like royalty?