Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Which state has the best streets?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What dog never pays attention in class?