What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
A tooth pic.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?