Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a rabbit barber?