What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where do hamsters come from?