Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?