Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?