Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
She was feline fancy.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?