What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What did one plate say to the other?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?