Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why are all priests fit?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?