Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's black and white and red all over?