Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
It made him feel like he was in his element.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why was the dog overweight?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?