What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?