Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Do dads always snore?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?