Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?