What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?