What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How do you wash a lamb?