Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
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What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did summer catch autumn?