What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
Which insect is the smartest?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?