How do you drive a man crazy?
Hide the remote.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?