Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
What did the salad say to its dad?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What dog never pays attention in class?