How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
Why are maps such great therapists?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How are teens like cats?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where does food go to take a nap?