How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do fish use for glasses?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?