What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Brad Pitt.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?