What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
No, sir. I didn't miss it at all.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the barber win the race?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?