Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Tom Cruise.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?