Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?