What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do frogs get to work?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where does food go to take a nap?