What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where does a camper keep his money?