What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you make antifreeze?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?