My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...
Can February March?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?