What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What was the first animal in space?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?